Thank You Texas Rangers!

Thank You Texas for making the World Series watch-able this year, which is more than we can we say for Nick Swisher's finance Joanna Garcia's soon to be cancelled sitcom "Better With You". Thank You for pounding mediocre Yankee pitching like Hughes, HGH Pettitte and the entire bullpen. Thank You for bringing back memories of the post-season Cleveland Indian CC Sabathia that we all know and love. Thank You for stealing more bases on washed up Jorge Posada than he has stolen salary money over the past 5 years. Thank You for proving what we all knew about Brett Gardner, Marcus Thames, and Nick Swisher; that they are all platoon players know matter jersey that happen to be wearing. Thank You for showing us that any contract Jeter gets over a million/year this off season is a total joke like his finance's acting job on CW's cancelled after 4 episodes "Body Politic" and for showing us that Jeter is J.J. Hardy in pinstripes. Thank You for allowing Curtis Granderson and A. J. Burnett to show that giving them big money is like giving it to Bernie Madoff. Thank You for not allowing Lance Berkman and Kerry Wood to "earn" World Series rings, which is like saying Hal Steinbrenner earned his bank account and title. Thank You for not allowing this season to be dedicated to George Steinbrenner; I mean really the guy was a total jerk, a tyrant, and a convicted criminal (This is like saying we need to bring back Don King to help turn around boxing). Thank You for sparing us from having to see clips of Yankee fans in the stands or what is also known as a casting call for "Jersey Shore 2"; you can tell a true Yankee fan if they admit they have never seen a Yankee comeback since they leave every game the Yankee's are losing by 2 in the 7th inning. Thank You for eliminating the times I have to hear Joe Buck say "Destiny" and "Mystic" like he is hosting the AVN Awards. Thank You for giving Mark "The Mercenary" Teixeira a chance to do what we all knew he would do when times got tough, bail and blame it on an injury, he said he was out for the season before he pulled up lame. Thank You for ending the opportunities for A-Fraud to step out of the box between pitches and pose for the cameras, who are you posing for A-Fraud, Tara Reid? She seems to fit the pattern after Cameron Diaz and Kate Hudson, over the hill blonds who how can I say this nicely, have batted around a few times. I don't know if I have said this enough, Thank You Texas Rangers!