Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria has filed divorce from point guard husband Tony Parker. Longoria, the older of the two, cited irreconcilable differences as the cause for the split. It was awfully nice of her to wait until Parker signed a new 4-year $50 million extension with the Spurs only a few weeks ago.
Here's a look a other (in)famous celebrity/athlete pairings:
Posh Spice/David Beckham
Modern day British Royalty. I mean how is there any question about it. You have a washed up soccer player who lives in L.A. and a former Spice Girl. Forget Prince Charles, these two should be next in line.
Kim K./Reggie Bush
She caught him, Jared, and a footlong Sweet Onion Chicken Teriyaki in bed and decided to leave him for a real football player.
Kate Hudson/ARod
What is more harmful to someones psyche, sitting through an ARod ninth inning at-bat with the game on the line, or watching any movie in which Hudson wasn't Penny Lane?
Jessica Simpson/Tony Romo
First off I have to say Romo made a mistake dumping Carrie Underwood for Jessica Simpson. Carrie is hotter, richer, can sing, and is more intelligent. Then again Simpson is sexual napalm, so there you have it.
On a side note, it was nice to see that Simpson and new fiancee Eric Johnson one-upped Nick Lachey and that hot chick from MTV with their engagments. Speaking of Johnson, I remember picking him up one year for fantasy football and him helping my squad out. In 2004, as a Niner he caught 82 passes. Not bad. He did go to Harvard so maybe that will balance things out and him and Jessica will have average intelligence children.
Halle Berry/David Justice
Was always a big fan of Justice even though his Braves always beat up on the Buccos. Always been a fan of Berry as well. They were married before she hit it big, but once they divorced she admitted she tried to kill herself. It would have been a shame to lose one of Hollywood's hottest actresses over a career .279 hitter.
Lisa "Left Eye" Lopes/Andre Rison
She burnt his house down. So that about sums it up.
Robin Givens/Mike Tyson
He was worth $50 million, she was a struggling actress. She accused him of abuse and got $10 million. He is now worth $0 and she is still a struggling actress. Who hasn't dicked this guy over?
However, he gets more notable acting roles than she does now.
Elisha Cuthbert/Sean Avery
He made her sloppy.
Mandy Moore/Andy Roddick
Moore is a good looking girl but she has nothing on Roddick's new wife.
Madonna/Dennis Rodman
According to The Worm he was in Vegas playing Craps when he got a call from Madonna saying she wanted him to impregnate her. So he leaves his chips at the table, boards a plane, flies to New York, has sex with her, flies back to Vegas and resumes his Craps game.
The real question is how much money do you need to be gambling for them to hold your chips while you fly to NYC. Sure they will hold your chips while you go piss, but fly to New York and back? Crazy
Speaking of crazy...
Tyra Banks/C-Webb
Now how on earth did this not work out?
Frank-
ReplyDelete#1- Where are the stats on how many male athletes cheated on their wives? Eva and Tony (yeah, we're on a first name basis) may have cited "irreconcilable differences" but that's because he was having a long term affair with another woman. Maybe the French don't believe in monogamy.
#2- Eva makes a pretty decent salary on her own. In fact, probably has more than he does at this moment, so implying money in the divorce timing is off.
#3- You just had to say she was older? Really?
As one of the many female I'll be frank followers, I felt the need to point these little facts out and stick up for my girl Eva.